survey dump. this is one big wall of text. i made the text nice and big for your convenience.

1. Would you rather freeze or burn?: freeze.
2. You've just finished your ice pop and you're throwing the wrapper in the bin when you find a picture of you cut up into pieces. What do you do?: i just go on with my day.
3. A man comes up to you and says, okay, I'm gonna kill you now. You get to choose how.: oh boy, wouldn't this put me on a watchlist? well, if someone were to kill me, i'd rather they do it however they please. but i don't want to die.
4. You go back in time to any year that you haven't lived before. What year?: 1996. it sounds so interesting.
5. You're at a private school about two decades ago, and you're about to be beaten because you did something naughty. Would you want six with the trousers on or four with the trousers off?: i'm sorry what does this mean
6. If you'd just killed someone, where would you hide their body?: another one that'll put me on a watchlist...i don't know if i can answer this one. but i do have some ideas. i'd never harm anyone, though.
7. Would you rather be the ruler in hell or a slave in heaven?: ruler in hell.
8. You've just died, and you're given the choice of reincarnation, being a spirit or going to heaven/hell, wherever you belong.: honestly i'd rather become a spirit than live this horrible life again.
9. You're stuck on a desert island. You take three things with you. What are they?: three things with me on the island or three things with me to the island? i take nothing.
10. Would you rather be stuck in a dull job but getting loads and loads of money or in a super duper dream job but getting hardly any money?: the former.
11. If you found out the world was gonna end in seven days what would you do?: i'd cry about it.
12. You find out there is life on Mars. Do you go there?: no.
13. You're one of those super duper scientists and you find signals from some ickle aliens. They say, come to Neptune. It's not that cold, would you go there? Why?: to quote odyssey magazine, "it's far too cold, there's no oxygen and it's primarily made up of ice!" so no.
14. A little green monster thing asks you for a hug, would you hug it?: of course i would.
15. You're in prison. Would you think about trying to escape and running away?: i'd think about ending it all right then and there. but only in such a situation.
16. Your life sucks. Would you consider running away and joining the circus?: no? i'm scared of clowns.
17. They've decided to cancel all TV programms apart from one, and they ask you which one they should keep. What do you choose?: i don't watch tv.
18. They've decided to take away all food apart from one meal and you get to decide, which meal would you pick?: chinken nunget...
19. You're stuck on a deserted island. Five people can go with you. Who would you pick?: ohh, it's that kind of situation. why would i ever go to a deserted island by choice? this is stupid.
20. You have to meet one TV star. Who is it?: i'd rather die.
21. You win a screen kiss with which ever TV star you want. Who do you pick?: nobody.
22. Would you ever commit suicide and in what situation?: as i mentioned earlier, in a situation like being in jail.
23. You have to kill someone. You have to pick how you do it and what you do about it?: myself. this is another situation where i'd harm myself like that.
24. Would you kill someone who killed a member of your family or a friend?: no.
25. What is the most frequent dream you've had, or a subject of a dream, like being chased or something?: being stuck in an environment like this.
26. You're getting married! Where’s your honeymoon?: the graveyard.

What does your best friend call you?: he calls me stupid.
How many people would you say you've been "serious" with?: none.
Have you ever streaked?: as in, hair? no...otherwise, idk.
Would you prefer a thunderstorm or for it to be snowing?: thunderstorm.
Laptop or Desktop?: laptop.
Who do you call the most?: nobody.
What is your favorite thing to shop for?: compact discs. i have 15 of them.
Have you ever kissed just a friend?: no, never.
Who is your most recent ex? Miss 'em?: never been in a relationship.
What is your pet's name?: i call her tetris.
What were you doing 4 hours ago?: mmmmmmmm, i don't remember...
Where did you go to today?: nowhere.
In school, how was/is your attendance record?: i skip a lot. i am working on it, but it's really hard due to anxiety and autism.
Do you like spicy foods?: no.
What friend do you get along with the best?: i have one friend.
Have you ever fought over the opposite sex?: no.
Are you good at math?: not at all.
What do you get complimented on the most?: my manners.
Do/did you listen to your parents?: not really.
At what age did you learn to ride a bike?: never.
Have you ever gone to a concert?: no.
When was the last time you drove out of town?: i don't remember.
Ever dyed your hair?: yes.
Do you kiss with your eyes open or shut?: i have never kissed.
Would you rather own a snake or a rabbit?: snake.
Do you have any siblings? Do you get along?: no.
What brand of shirt did you wear today?: idk.
Do you cry a lot?: ehhh, no.
Would you rather date Leonardo DiCaprio or Matt Damon?: no.
Do you act more silly or serious?: silly.
Are you good at keeping secrets?: nahh.
In school, did/do you participate in gym class?: i don't.
Do you have any superstitions?: not really.
Would you rather spend or save your money?: why not both?
Do you ever wear hats?: no.
Do you ever get hit on?: noooo.
Do you prefer drinking sodas or juices more?: energy drinks.

♥A is for age: fifteen.
♥B is for beer of choice?: i'm not old enough.
♥C is for career right now: student.
♥D is for your dog's name: i don't have a dog.
♥E is for essential item you use everyday: hmm, laptop? i guess it's essential.
♥F is for favorite TV channel: n/a.
♥G is for favorite game to watch: to watch? not to play?
♥H is for Home town: xxx
♥I is for instruments you play: none.
♥J is for favorite juice: apple juice.
♥K is for whose butt you'd like to be kicking: hmm.
♥L is for last place you ate: my home.
♥M is for marriage: no.
♥N is for your full name: tea. it's not short for anything, but i jokingly call myself tearzah (not that tearzah, you know the one.)
♥O is for overnight hospital stay: not yet.
♥P is for people you were with today: mother.
♥Q is for a quote: "i remember the first time playing as a wee lad and thinking, what the fuck is this? i was a vulgar child, but i grew out of that shit." - civvie 11, 2019.
♥R is for Biggest Regret: living.
♥S is for relationship status: single.
♥T is for time you woke up today: 07:10 ante meridiem.
♥U is for underwear you have on now: none of your business.
♥V is for vegetable you love: broccoli is pretty good.
♥W is for worst habits: you want a fucking list buddy?
♥X is for x-rays you've had: none.
♥Y is for something yummy you ate today: crisps.
♥Z is for zodiac sign: aries.